samaralex:

San Francisco Zoo

tastefullyoffensive:

via

pi4nobl4ck:

Just downloaded the sweaty dog balls app.

meme-meme:

Shit.

“Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.”

It turns out that Rossie had been cheating on Ryan with one of his oldest friends, but rather than confront her, Ryan hatched a plan. He got Rossie to sign a waiver saying that the design of the tattoo was up to the “artist’s discretion” and then went to work.

buzzfeed 

meme-meme:

Seriously.

meme-meme:

Bitches.

alysha:

and then it started sparkling : )

and then i had an epileptic shock ha.. Really cool 

you cant trust these things in your pockets